I originally posted this as an addendum to my "Morning Lincs" post this morning, but Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett really deserves his own entry. Bennett is a modern day Edgar Allen Poe. A note before you read, Bennett remarks in the blog that, "I'm smarter than my teammates." From this morning:
- Cowboy Martellus Bennett blogs. MUST READ. Just remember that this guy went to college. During his first week on the job he's already blogged about playing checkers with aliens, ruminated on female farting, as well as the evils of leaving ugly bitches at the movie theatre. It's the highest comedy I've read in a long, long, time.
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